Tuesday, November 25, 2014

How to Cook a Turkey


HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax & have a glass of wine

Step 7. Turk the bastey

Step 8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Grab another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!

**Got this from a Facebook post not sure where it originated from but it's funny!!**

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